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The Question Now:
Are These Edibles Credible?

C: 2006 – Dr. Ron Pataky ---Custom-Ransom-Notes.com

 

The discovery of a lifetime
Holy moley, holy cow!
Is that won-ton, when spelled backward
Is a no-nonsense "
Not Now!"

Well! Seldom have I hemmed and hawed
While cooking time and again
But I swear I'm absolutely awed
By a soup that tells you
WHEN!

Project, if you will, possibilities
Just for the sake of fun
Of a roast on the grill for an hour or so
Finally declaring "I'm done"
Or a bird marinated in strong sherry wine
Then boiled until subdued
Who just like the roast
Finally gives up the ghost
And confesses "Okay...

SO I'M STEWED!!"

 

 

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