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Is Awesome Prognostication!

An actuary from Sardinia, it's said,
Is a pretty remarkable guy
He can actually predict for the year ahead
Just how many will up and die!
Sicilian pros take a different stand
Not messing with mere children's games
They not only can give you the
numbers at hand
But can also supply you with



©2005: Dr. Ron Pataky